Sjrup or Figrs Is luiture's own true laxative. ft ia tlie most easily taken, and tlie mo6t efteetive remedy known to (Jleause the Svs-teiu when iJilious or Costive; to (lispel Headacbes, GoMa, and Peren; to tufe fiírbitual CoDStlpalion, Indigestión, ote. Maiiiifactiued only by the Caliiornin FiL Syrup Compaay, S ui K i and.sco, CulBold in 50c. and $1.00 boules by Klier. bacb & Sou. . i Parent - "Who la tlie lazieat boy In your class, Johiniy f" Julinuy- "I-Umut uo." Parent-" I slioultl Ihiiik. ypu would kuow. Whén all ttio oti'iers are indiistriously wriling or 8tii(rj'iiir tiiehr" lessons, wbo is hu who sit8 idly ú lii.s seat and wat ches tbc leat, lusteacl ofwprk in' bimsélf ?" .lolinny- "TIil' ICMChcr;' - Exchange. Reuow lier Youtli. Mrs. Phebe ri IV Co., Iowa, tells the Cullowin}; lYininkMbl, story, the truth of wUicb is vouched for by the residents of the town: " I am 7.! ycars okl. have been troaiiled'w'.th kidnty "coin[ilahit umi laiuoues tor main ¦ -ven -; could not dress myself without belp. Xow I am free f rom all pain añil soíeness, ud am able to do my own hnupeivoik. [ owe my tbftnks to Electric Bitters tor having reuewed my youtluund removed niiiiletely all (IL-eHse and }ain. Try a JOttle, only 50c. at Hberbach & Sou' Drug store. The Astors own 8,000 buildings u tlie city of New York.