Mr. .Mullid, the undertakcr, was complaining about business, and appeared somewliat discouraged. "Urivh'Biigfrested liis wife, "I wonder if It wouldn't britrhten thltigs up a Hule if you were to offer a bargain sale of cortina for the next thirty days? I think people -would take ndvantnre of it."- The Epoch. Happy and llimry. For over five years I was a constant suffere r with tliat most terrible and annoying disease dyspepsia. After paylng out hundred8 of dollars, the only medicine I fonnd tbat would do me 8ny good wai Sulphur Bitterg. 8x bottles cu red me. Now I can cftt well and ara happy and hungry.- [Editor.' JidgnL f rom the ntimber of counterfeiters arrestad lately, tho Itaüan imml(jrant seems to think tuis is a great country to make money in. - Puck. It Is a hiph compliment to tlie artist's sklll in painting when a mosquito attackg one of his portraitg.- Puck. Syrup of Tlgn Is nature's own tnie laxative. It is the most easily tiikcn, and the most effective remedy known to Cleanse the System when Hillousor Costive; to dispel íleadache?, Colda, and Fevers; to cure habitual Constlpation, Indigestión, etc. Mannfactured only by tbe California Fi Syrup Company, San Francisco, CalSold in 50c. and $1.00 bottles by Eber. aeh & Son.