Discovered In Time

A handsomcly dressed young roman ontried a crowded Street car. A long whiskered oíd fel lo w, wearlng a dlnjry -uiirli liat and a suit of homcsjuin cluthes i;ot np and suid: " Mi.-s takc niv si-al. 1 don't look as well ns these licre gentlemen," noddlnjc at several men, " but Vn diíklvered tbat Tve jjot more pollteneu." TUe yoang woniíin sat down without thnnkin tlic oíd fel lo w, and.slyly wiiikiiiLr ai a womso whom she knew whispered: " How do you üke niy gallan I country hoosier? Don't yon tlilnk h J would col quite a Iiure lo a dinie miueumf" " Miss," said the oíd fellow wlth a emlle, which clearly bespoke hlg unconsciousnessof the mil uly-like ridicule, " I b'leve I left my poeket-book thar on thal seat. Will yon jilease et up a minit 1" Tlie younr womftn got up. Tlie oíd fellow sat down, aud, strokinir his whlskers, remarked: " U'leve 111 jest keep on settin' here, M?s, I stood np so much at the dinie museum jest now that I'm sorter tired. I've got a leetle more politcness th an these here gentlemen, but I havo diskivered that I aln't got uigli so much Renee."