Rock Cocks

ROCK COCKS

By Carol the Fox

GROTESQUE No ?

Being a conniseur of rock as well as a conniseur of men I would llke to relate to you the reader (who may by some grave misfortune have been deprived) the visual pleasure that can be derived from "genital gazing" . Undoubtedly, rock-music and crotch music are one and the same. To enjoy a complete aesthetic experience the (female) listener should be keenly aware of WHERE the sound is coming from; because sound is feeling. Personally, I derive more musical, sexual and intellectual exitement from the MC5 than any other band; because, rather than watching one sexy dude emit emotional and sexual sounds, there are five bold studs up there laying it all on ya at once .

Robin Tyner's just so fucking sensuos that he made a friend of mine come in her pants. THAT 'S GETTING DOWN! The most pleasing part, of Rob's anatomy is his legs . As the 5's music builds to a crescendo, so every muscle in Rob's legs tightens and pulsates like a fucking cock. Brother Wayne Kramer, with his infamous falsetto, I must admit, was my first attraction to the group. When he swings his sweet-ass and plays some high-energy jams on his guitar it creates (in any normal chick) such a fantastic high that you're stoned for days and you must see him soon to get your next fix.

 About the time when you want to rip off everything that ever held you down, clothes, parents, pigs, clocks, money, society, honkies, Brother Dennis Thompson comes together with you and rips his shirt off. His whole seething sweating body looks solid and hard. And baby by that time, you'd like to get it as hard as it can get!

Fred "Sonic" "MadDog" Smith is so far out; he fucks his guitar and you 're writhing with ecstasy and begging for more.

Not following the myth that bass players are uneventual, Mike Davis, just existing and sounding makes you feel as though if you "rubbed up against him", you'd come to "some awful kind of climax" (EDITOR'S NOTE: Paraphrased from Naked Lunch).

Girls, you can have your Morrison's, Hendrix' and Iggy's but there is no mind body or otherwise fuck as great as the MC 5, because there is no seperation! I'll warn you: lf you haven't seen them, they do drive you out of your mind into your body.

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