BY CAROL FOX
I'm righteously stoned; so, therefore I can view this dilemma rationally and objectively. There exists in this society a high energy rock band who have been deprived of one of the fruits of their labours.
There are legions of fineassed, mellow, bold, tuff and fine groupies servicing the natural needs of rock-and-roll dudes all over the world. Why then are The UP subjected to the lower echelon groupiedom. THIS SHIT CANNOT CONTINUE!!!!!
The UP work their asses off (this accounts for their thin appearance). They deserve to have some really destroy chicks work their asses off on them. THEREFORE, groupies of Detroit, Ann Arbor, anywhere, and the planet, help make FUCK the UP WEEK a glaring success. If you can 't fuck one then suck one (or all of them for that matter.).