C. I. A. Man

C.I.A. Man

By Tuli Kupferberg (Virgin Fugs)

Who can buy a government so cheap

Who can cut their neck without a squeak

Fuckin a man

CIA man

Who has got the secretest service

The one that's got the other service nervous

Fuckin a man

CIA man

Who can kill a general in his bed

Overthrow dictators if they're red

Fuckin a man

CIA man

Who can find a counter-agent quick

Especially the ones themselves have picked

Fuckin a man

CIA man

Who can plan a riot in Vietnam

Who can have the troops restore the calm

Fuckin a man

CIA man

Who can take the sugar from the sack

Pour in LSD and put it back

Fuckin a man

CIA man

Who can squash republics like bananas

If they do not like their social manners

Fuckin a man

CIA man

Who can train guerrillas by the dozen

Send them out to kill their aunts and cousins

Fuckin a man

CIA man

Who's the agency well-known to God

The one that copped his staff and copped his rod

Fuckin a man

CIA man

Who can cipher anything but zeros

Not well-known but simply well-paid heroes

Fuckin a man

CIA man

(backed up with assorted groans, screeches, obscene noises and various death-knells)