YOU GOTTA BE RELATED TO BE A FAMILY
FREEKS TO BE BANNED FROM FOOD STAMPS
WASHINGTON - President Nixon signed a new food-stamp bill last week which includes a new definition of "households" eligible for stamps. The law is aimed specifically at the increasing number of young dropped-out freeks eating courtesy of Uncle Sam.
Under the new law, "household" is redefined to exclude groups of youths or adults unrelated by family or marital ties. Officials said the new definition would also ban stamps to groups of unrelated college students who share apartments.