The SUN has learned from members of a commune near Ann Arbor of an outrageous rip-off of a substantial sum for their communal money by a “brother” who frequents the Ann Arbor area from time to time. Since this information has been confirmed by disinterested witnesses and since this “brother” may well intend to rip-off some of his other “friends,” the SUN feels compelled to identify him as a public service. This dude’s name is Ewe (pronounced “oo-vay”) Wheeler. He’s about 19, about 5’6” tall, weighs about 145 pounds, has brown semi-shoulder-length hair, and speaks with a heavy German accent.
Wheeler is supposedly staying in the Traverse City – Elk Rapids area.
-SUN Editorial Board