Hungry?

HUNGRY?

We've been saying it since we started this rag, but still relatively few people have picked up on the latently lucrative potential for monetary gain possible through Sun sales.

That's right, the Sun can be bartered for coin. All you have to do is stop by our offices above the notorious Blind Pig (at 208 S. First St.) and pick up some papers. The Sun will provide you with information on which concerts, events, long movie lines and streetcorners are the best hits at what times. (We'll even get you into some concerts for free.)

The paper sells for 15 cents--you keep a dime on each sold, and don't have to fork over our third until you're finished.

Some starving Sun staffers have found it possible to amass $10 by pushing the SUN outside a concert night at Crisler Arena in one hour. One heroic vendor pocketed $15 by stumbling through University registration lines for 90 minutes. And there's the world record, set by the unsurpassed individual who took in $30 and some great black primo during one Sunday concert.

If you want to test this guaranteed hype out in practice come by the SUN office at 208 S. First St. We know you're out there, and need the change as much as we need the distribution.