How to get pleasure from being broke
Being broke is a state of mind, that is until your checks start bouncing all over. Then it is a state of confusion. Until you can move to another state, think of all the positives:
a) It's inexpensive.
b) You don't have to look for change.
c) Your relatives won't call.
d) You can paint your feet—save on shoes.
e) You can create a mural—connect the cracks in your ceiling.
Remember, being broke means never having to say "I'll pay."
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