- " ; i : 1 1 i . llaves Gaiftelti-, Artlun, Cleveland roved the longboat iip tu Headquan und' light. Wanikano Ba ef] in the darkuoss and t he men climbed l'i tepped itp orí lite do , ,-.-- me pape!, i i ■ m-l lock to M di a ihrone. She was wearin rwetsutt. She had. 1 red fingernails de. "'VVTiat was it tlji " ou i the :." "Welf. the Queen. "do Gran l opened lús co "VVe certainly ,;o," he sajd handing ilie Queen the paper. It was a map. Il was nol a map of Tibet ot Siam 01 Gibralh was a map of the I)eni-O-Hake Toothpaste Factory "WöftdeifuJ," brea t lied the Queen tookingt the map.; "[ liis is simply; vvonderfu!. Good woik. Very good work. tio" she said to tfie hom. i her de, "sêe lo i the hesidcnis are taken (o their respecme tooms. Ttiev Jeserve whatever ihev wisli tot," Homosexuals escort mon away i Qncen slips om of wol snit bef ore long minor, l I.S. (.ram is taken to a stark white cubicle fuinished with oak tablé andmifitary ch lic s wearing generaf's unitbmi üiuI in the background men ure hemd dying and hors ■ are cut off, '■ unie whiskey," lic slobbers from llv tus fflöuth and a náked ir! bunga ru ;s (he wiíiskey and then has ilie girl lay actóss ii; Qniacli. 1 irchingheriiead iip watcli. Grant i snial and pulls the ! la - ml B Haj the topoi Iris gfasses. ■" some Aspirgui "I ' 03 1, Út. I ., :li ..mout y vw I Gailiejd'w cn to 1 1 Rivér ( i ui (),i t i 10 Jungle Rivei ■ nivej went too i littie wateit'all. Ie b ughl sanie popcorn and tlicuglii everytliing was fine & wem io the I aily American Store and listened to a oíd time phone conversation. riien.aslie wasleaving Disiieyfand,a disgruntled office seeker iniined Cujtoau soW liie luiwan man an car ol con., h exploded in the car killing the President and lom olher vegetables Squash. Rhubarb and Watermeion. Uihui. Chester Arthur exposed limsell ui a Washington D.C. park, The pape, I rV ,"" StaRbl aiKl envetopes lying on the grass. A giri sa. down nex. iu the 'Vi n H":j UIKi and the & green. 1 he gul was kneelmg in fronl of iich suckmg oit hesie, A. Arthur. ! S.?0-l XS(,. twenty-ttfth Presiden! of tl I Mates, h ke she nevec blowed a guy before. Cleveland, Cleveland drank a cup ot col fee. Then he c-xplo. BUI Hutton's History of America waS puhlisheri by the Coach House Press, ToromoDetroit. Copyright O1968 by Bill Hution.