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Day
17
Month
June
Year
1976
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Newport Alive With Pleasure Guide

How to get pleasure from being broke

Being broke is a state of mind, that is until your checks start bouncing all over. Then it is a state of confusion. Until you can move to another state, think of all the positives:

a) It's inexpensive.

b)You don't have to look for change.

c) Your relatives won't call.

d) You can paint your feet--save on shoes.

e) You can create a mural---connect the cracks in your ceiling.

Remember being broke means never having to say "I'll pay."

#3 in Newport's Tongue in Cheek Series