This Modern World
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Month
December
Year
1994
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This Modern World by Tom Tomorrow
Just in time for the holidays...it's--
The Gingrinch That Stole Congress!
No one quite knows why he acts so vile; some say the Gingrinch is just full of bile! But perhaps the most likely reason of all-- is that his conscience is two sizes too small!
But it doesn't matter why he's this way, for angry he is and angry he'll stay! The Gingrinch hates every Democrat under the sun; why, he hates anyone more liberal than Attila the Hun!
Now the voters--in a mood bitter and sour, have given the Gingrinch much too much power! And of all the problems facing us this yule, his first priority--
is prayer in our schools!
No problem! I want that too!
Said eager-to-please Billy-Lou-Who...