This Modern World
Parent Issue
Month
January
Year
1996
Copyright
Creative Commons (Attribution, Non-Commercial, Share-alike)
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Agenda Publications
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This Modern World by Tom Tomorrow
You have a keen sense of humor and love a good time.
Do not put so much sugar in your coffee or he will think you extravagant.
There is a prospect of a thrilling time ahead for you.
Hypercritical tendencies may be increasing presently.
Our first and last love is...self-love.
Make use of whatever advanced technology is available.
Your abilities will be recognized and suitably rewarded.
You will always get what you want through your charm and personality.
Note: all dialogue taken verbatim from actual Chinese fortune cookies. Happy New Year, and remember: you will receive good news by mail! Tip o' the pen(guin) to the Byliners (especially Scott Rosenberg!)