Sooiebody bas aaid, if you wish to ourf a scolding wife. never fail to laugh at lier with all your might until slie oeases - then kiss her. Surocuie; but a better remedy is, to give no causo für scolding, stop the provicarions. VVe don't blame a womau for seolding when her husband only half provides for her, speuda nearly all his time iway from home, ig particularly polite and attentive to any aud evcrv other woman except hts wife ; never expresBes himsolf ple;ised with anytliing she does, aud is ooutinually extoling the neatness, econotuy or elegance of somebody else ; is all life and gaiety in company, and drowsy and dull at home; speaklng crustily to every ono around, and driving away what few gleamg of sunahine might otherwise rest upon the home of his toilcome, oare-worn wife. Suoh man deserve to be soulded, and well kicked, to boot.