somotimes the sienes ol ludicrous conversation. The pther day a lady atepped into a well kaöwn establishment and inquired of a fine looking clurk, Sir, "have you any mouso óolörèd la ies glovos ?" " Mouse-colored ladios gloves, Mis-s?" ''Yes a sort of gray - just the color of your drawers hore," meaning tho store drawers, of course, whicb cro pain tod gray. 'My diawcrs. Miss," ejnculated the young man, looking dovvnward to ee ii everything was right and tight - "My drawers, Miss! Why 1 doa't wear any !" The youQg lady was carricd horpe on a sbutter.