Kissing The Handsomest Girls

A distinguished candidato tor ;in office of high trust in a cortain State; who is "up to a thing or ttro," and has a keen appreciution of live beauty, when about to set off on au elcetioneoring tour, recently, said to his wife, who was to accompany him for prudontjal roa-" sons: "My dear, inasrnuch as thi election is complicated, and ihu canvass wil] be close, I am anxious to leavo nothingj uudone that would proinote rny popularity, and so I have thought it would be a good plan for me to kiss a number of thehandsornest girls in overy place where I may be honored with a public receptiou. Don't you think it would be a good idea?" ''Capital!'1 exclairned the devoted wife, "and to raak your olection a sure thing, while you are kissing th bandsomest girls, I will kiss an equal number of the handsomest young men!" The distinguished candidato, we believe has not referred to this pleasing ineans of popularity sinco.