Short And Sweet

-Ad old Dutch farmer, just arrived at the diritity of Jutioa of the Peace, had his first marriajt oase. He dished it up in this way. II first said to the man: "Veil, you vants to bo marrit, to you? Veil, you lovesh dis wuman so goot as anv woman ypa hare ever see?" "Yes," auswured tlio man. Then to the woman: 'Veil, do jou love dis man so better as no mui you nover ace?" ]j:dy hesitatos, and lie ropeats - "Vel], veil, do you likes him so well as to bü his wifew "Oh, eertainlj," s)io answored wlih a kind of titter. "Veil, dat is all any reasonefeli mnn can expeet. So you are marrit; I proDounoo you man aud wifo." The man thon askod the Justice what il lo paj. 'Oh, nothing at all - nothinc at all - you are voleóme to it, ifitwillJo you any goot." JSzg"' Th ere is n good deal in thé Arab's prayer: "Oh Grodl ba kind to the wioked; to the (?ood Ihou hist ■) readj been mifficientty ki i I, in naking tbm :i;i"'i