Old Abe's Last!

vun ouuuri ;th iwiutiy uormg oiu ADC for a foreign cmbassy, lie asked wherc lic was -f rom. '' I am an Amsterdam Dutolijuan,'' said Oarl. " Well," said oíd Abe, with onc of liis usual sillics, "Mr. Seliurz, wbat is the differanco between an Ainsturdam Dutchmaii and any other dumned Dutchman?" Cari was silcnt, but lookcd as though hc had taken au unusual dosc of sour krout.