How To Get Along

I 'JU 1 1 - We have somo íuggestionfi t offer which will enable nur readers to srot tbfongh life in tie moRt easy and bTOnfortable mn'noer. íf :i bee has tu; audacity and folly to to slu'at1; liin stiiijr in your cutiele, justico demanda that yiii should instantly upset the bive vvhereintho oftender lias bis licaí'.q'jLirters, nod extermínate ovory bou therein. If a dog hite yon in the calf of yonr leg, stern jusrice demaarfs ttiat you ehiiukl bitu ihu dog in tho calí of his o'n tlie snnio principie, if nn imta j liii. kcv rud&iy eleVHtes his posterior extrtímitfe8 against your sacröd person, the true wayis tó Uick back. lf a borse fiaïliB lipon you, the sublime prttioifilé of the Irx tatinma Péqüireè that on should fall upon tl e liorso. IfJiinr calis, you a liar, ihe treacment is to cal! biin a Huí' aid i thief in the bargain, If v.hi :i'e a farmer, anJ a peighbor's cow buppens to get into yoiü' corn, your instant inode oí obtainiog satjsfaetion, is to turn all your cows, hogs, &c, into his corn. Py followiug out tbeso sublime ideas of juftiüe-írtid ell respect, your duily 1 'f,! will bo {uil of sweet peace, and you wil eventually beeome as dooilo aüd plavful as a young kitten. fLT Öny a girl thlnks she can do notliing without a husband, aud when sbe pets oue, fiuds she cac do nothing with him. Wg" A Westoi n paper ppeaks oí n man wlio"di:d without the aid of a pl.ysician." Buoh instancü of ik'atii are very rare.