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What fïsh is most valued by a Lappy v,-ifu ? Uur-ring. Put yaur money into a bu f you like, but uut a dice box. Some things are mucli bettcr osohewci than chewed : tobaooa is one oí' theiu. To cure deafness - teil a man vou've come to pay lihn moncy, It is infalüblo.. Why do the young ladics look so much at the moon ? Beetmie they thiuk there Í3 a man in it. The m;in who toücs upon liis own streng1 h far suooess, skulls himaelf along the stream of lifc, Some wríter üefiues a ■' stuffad dui-k " to be a young lady erapjmcd with flattory by her lover. It is more rcspcctablo to biaok boots than to black cbas-acters - to sew shirtj than to sosv stri'cs. " Joe, did you ever dabble in stocks?" " Wliy, yes, I gót iny foot ia 'tui once; I didu't liko 'ein nmch." For a voyage aerosa the soa, tho winds Cll paf shrouds ; for a voyago of tturuity, wo Sll our own sliroads. A man who lina long fougiit laravely agifist miafortuiie may want struugtU to meet i suddcu calmnesB, Ludies, if your husbands soold you for buying too expansiva cufia give them a fuw smart oiiüs to quiat them. It is said, that, in sume of the villages of the West, it is so healtby that tbo fotk haye to shoot a manto start a buryiiig-grcuuü. A deseríed damse] struok her lovor on theh.ad with a poker, excluiíuing wiili sobs, '' you havo broken níy huart, and, l'll break your LeaU, út." If water was so seareo ss lo command a high priee, inen would esltem it tha gre.i'tust of luxuries, iiitá druukonnew would bu lesa cohüiio:) than it ib. " Is your powder brisk ?" " Oh, yes, a keg (if it tuúk fi-e the other day, ai.d it bunied hulf up beíqre my boys could throw a buoket of Witttir qii it.' An Iriíhmau, referring to the suddeu death cf a relativa, was asked if lio lived higll. " Well, I eau t :y as lio did bul he died high - he was suensUd," " Are you fullrousim! " said a Iaf3y lo a couplu of youiig gent lomen at a su:uptu nis repast. " I should tliink we nxro t'roii] the number of timus we have emptied our plates." A Lawyeu's Ei.oqjence.- A yovrig hw.ycr lately ooncludcd lus argument ia a case of trcapasg, with the f'oliuffing burst: " If, gontlenieu of the jury, tb defeudant's liog-i ara allowed tó roam over the fair fields of uiy clieut with mpunity and without pokes, thsn - yes tlieu. i ideed have our fm-ufatiiers fought and bied aod died in vii:i ? ;'