Neat

-At a whist tablo, tho other evening, a speotntor, noticingthat a lady, wlio was ono of the players, scemcd rather, unusually sober, remarkcd that, judg'mg by her looks sho must bo playing a losing game. "What I" said a witty gentleman present, ''Must a lady always smilö to be winning?" Neat, wasn't itï öp A Gorman soldier at the battle of Fair Oaks, boing found iu great apparent agony, was asked if he was wouniod, replied, "Ah, yes, meinheer, I one very bad wound in der kanteen !" holding up bis kanteen, whlch had been rid dled.