Rumor Of A Royal Marriage

.fans Fresse says-: "There is serious talk of a marriage wbicjb will greatly astonish those wbo have not heard of it. This marriage is to be between the Queen of England and the ex-King of Portugal, the same who refusud "the Greek throne. SP" j' John," said a etingy old hnnk to hia hired man as he was taking dinner, " do you know how paocakes you have eat?" " No." " Wel!, you've eaten fourteen !" "Well," said John, "vou count and I will eat." JE5T I plows, I sows, I reaps, I rnowo, I gets up wood for winter; I digs, I hoes, and taters rovvs, and for what I knows, am indehted to ihe printer. I do suppose all knowledge flnws right from the printing press, so off I goes in theso 'ere clolhes and settles up -I guess. , XtS" A farmer more celebrated for Lis fiüe stock than a good education, spoke to the Secretary of an agrioultural society i-a regarrd to entering his animáis for premium offered, and added as a postseript as follows: "Also enter me for the best jackass. I am suro of the premium." JC3E" Tiiat was a very pretty oonceit of a romantic father whose name was Rose, and who named his daughter "Wildi" that she grew up under the of "Wild, Rose."- J3ut the romance of tHe thing was sadly spoiled when she married a mau by the name of . K3T It would seem that the rebel ladies in the portions of ïenncssee visited Bj the Federal troops, oan't be considered as exactly presentable. A letter to the Chattanooga Rebel says fhev bave "tripped of everything."