Couldn't Help It

- Aftor a márriage cprcinoiiy had been pcrformed in ono of the elmrohes in Adrián, Michigan, tlic bride, whon recoiviug the congratulutions of her friends, sho sbed tears acoordiug to thu established ridiculous oustom;at the sight of wbich the groom followod snit with a copious fiow of tlio briny fluid. Aller lus friends sucooeded in cliraipg bina, be said he could'nt help it, for ho feit as brul about it as bIio did. ïdiF " Wbat clmrcb do you aftenrl. Mr. Partington ?" " Oh, any pura. ios chureb whoro tho gosp'.-! ie dispensad with 1".