Conundrums For The Sexes

-For the girls ; Could jon lovo a man wh woie falso hair on his head, when lio liad enough of bis owo ? who painted his faoe and mproved bis form as you improve(?) yours ? who pincb his feet with small shoos, bis hands with small gloves, his wrtist with corsots; and then as i f bo had not already deformed himself onough, tied a buge bastía to bis back, and thrust tin y tnoumains of wiro into his bosom ? For the boys: Could you love a girl who defibd her mouth with tobacoo and loaded the air with fumes of. cigara ? who staggercd home several times a wöok tbe woree for liquor ? wbo iudulged in fast borses, bet high at races, and swuggered around the streets with qnestionable companions ? The following remedy for oroup is going the roanas of the papers, rbicb we publieh for the benefit of younar married people. It a said to give almost instant relief, even ia cases where otlier remedies have iailed It is nothing more than ollspioe tea. Make the tea of whole grains of allspioe. It socms at onco to flat tbe phlegm loose aud relieve the ohild. King William, on being askod what he thought was tho utost wooderful thirg in Yert-ailloB, replied by quoting tht word of the Doge of Gudoh, to Loujj XIV : "It is to fiud myeelf beie.'1