A Scotch Anecdote

abusivo Scottisb law i'unctnuiMvy, whcn driving out ot' his grounds, was shaken by his cairiago coming in contact witli a Largft stone at the gato. He was very angry, and ordered tlio gftte-keeper to it removed beforo bis return. On driviug bouic, hu oncountcrod anothcr severo shock by tho wheels oomins in oontaoi witli tbu yory samo stone. Still moro irritated than bofore, in )iis usual poarse language ho oallod the gate-koopor, and ronrod out, ' You rascal, if you don't send that bcastly stono to h - 1, 111 break your head." " Well," 8aid tho man quiotly, and without meaning anything iiTevcrent, " aiblins gin it wera sent to heaven it wad be nu air out of your Lordship's way."