A Joke On Conkling

-" Resident," a S v York correspondent of toe 1 hiladeluhia Pret, tells tnefoüowmg aueodott of Siüuitor Conkling : One day, clown the. avenue prooeeded the dignified gentleman, Opposite lln; Kfetropolitan be was inot liy the Hon. 'il Hum Kellogg, of Louisiana, who thus addrosscd Liia : " Hallo ! Huw pjoes it Conkling ? " " Sir, s:iil the liinnde, drawing liimself ' up tolns f uil length, " that is no way to gpeak to :i United States Senator, l aiu Senator Conkling- Senator, isir." " So am I Senator," answeroü Kellogg, i "andit'g no use putting on any of ypur i frills witli me. í'm known as Bill Kollog," and the Louisianian left hirn.