A Parthian Dart From The Pulpit

discovered his wife asleep in tlic midst of bis homily on tbc Babbath. So, pausing i the steady and possibly somewhat monotonous itow of hisoratory, hebiukc fortli ■with this personal addvess, sharp and clcar, but very delibérate : " Susan I" Susan oppiioil lior eyes and oars in i twinkleas did all ofcher dreamers in the house, asleep or awake. "Susan, I didna niarry ye fot yoar -wrcaltli, sin ye had none ! And I diana inarry ye for yer beauty, that the hail congregation can see And if ye bavo no gruco, I have made but a sair bargain." Susan's slumlSers weit effcctually brokeu up for tha.t Say.