Tho Onio btate Journul gives the world the following new thing in personáis. Nasby has ta'cen a drink of eoid water. Dana has told the truth. Whitelaw lïcid has had his hair cut. ïheodore Tilton has shot Woodhull for kissing Demosthenos. Gnuit has made a speech. Spinner has stolen n inillion. Br. Holland has written Pootry, Mallet has run away with a treasury girl. Tho New York ;' arald luis printed on mirnber th jt haa not One word word aboat Wtuitley. Tho Oincinuati editora arfl praising euchothor. A Tolodo'iunn has btori founu whq admits thüt London taRy keep ahead of tho Futura for the next docado. M. -D. Conwiiy has borní convorted to Christianity. ílabbi AViao has caten a roast jiig. Bohenok don't play poker. Sherman has grown fat. Anna Diokinson has raamed Colorid iSusan B. An' thony. John Bmith is dead. Bismarok has been mado líinperor of Franco. Napoleon is a büliard markor at Saín West'ar 'Xho street ooinniissioner has cleaned tho streets, The toxtttn paid, ote. This may not ill be strictly trao, but wo hawk an't ha.l a shy at tho personáis fora wook or tvvík, and t.'it objset is to givo Htwel and oxolusive iuiormation.