Premium On Beauty

Yuiinpr Judies must be soaroe in Texas I uas (oldby somt; young fellowg return ing trom a countiy dance (lie otehr.dny that oi'dinanly at "frolics" therë were two gentlemeto to one la'ly. This is J COalltftdfoF !iy the ninnhei' ot' youiijr nion who havi' flocked in liere trom tho ülder Stntcs to nuiko theii' fortune. At Cio':kot a ynung laly pot nboaid the t'iiin. Froii) the wny the fellows Cut uji ;it. the inoveiiiLiit 1 judfre tliat slie must have bien the only young lady there. A young feilow in his shirtsleeves, and with his hnt off, rushed up totheear window, saying: " Ah, Mits Sarah, whero are you going v" "To Tülestine." "Oh, de.ir, yon don't siiy so. And ain't you coming back right off ir" " In a wrik, ' "Oh, a week; a wliole weck; so long n$ tht? What will we dor" And another feilow carne out and snys; "Aliat will we do K" and still anothor made a similiir observaiion. The yduug lady did not appear at all perplexwi ut 1his touchingdenjoBstiatioti of Hppreciation, but to!d them to be god boy 3 üntil her return. The train moved eff, iind the lonely young men withJiew, sorrowfully. An ntist, who had painted a portrait of n gentleman notea for li is frequent libMions, invited the gentlomtm's friends to see it. One of theiu, who was rather near-sigbied, agproaching ir. foo closely, the arjisi, in alarm, exclairhed1, "Don't toiiOh it; it ïsn't dry 1" " ]So uso lookinfï at it, tlu-ii," replied tlie gontleman; ' it can't be wy friendt" A Kansas distriot school was reoently Tisited and ad tressed by Mewrs. Bi.s Mouth, Powder Face, and Spottecl Wólï - all the uoblest kind of red men. A ïiiichiovous kind of 8ohtolboy placed a pintrap where Big Montb sat down, and tbat cbieftaiq was obseïvi d to rige hastily, and remark : " Ugh ! too n-.uch fieabite. Mo 110 stay to hear class iu uualy tioul géology."