She'd Shoot A Woman

A friend of mine happening to be in -want of one of that not-to-be-dis pensed-with-class, a servant girl, went t one of the employment bureaus, selecl ed one tliat he thougkt would suit, gav her his address, and told her to come t kis house as soon as possible. She eaane and the lady of the house proceeded t interview her in regard to her merite with the foüowing result: "Who did you live with last?" "Who did I live with Insht, is it Shure, I lived with Missus Avery" "How long did you live with her ?" "Twomonths, m'am. " "And why did you leave ?" "Well, skure, m'am, ye must know that I have a cousin who did be oomin' to see me wanst in awhile, and the mis8U8 wan day got her back up, an' she told me not to be havin'tkatthafeacomin' aroun' ony more, an' shure, no dacent woman wud be after standin' that, an' so I got my back up au' I gin her warnin' thare an' thin. " "Can you cook?" asked the lady of the house, slightly disgusted. uan I cuke ! wud ye baliten to tha now ? Shure I kin bate the evil one him self at cnking, shure. Mr. Avery dic be sayin' I was the besth cuke he eve saw." "Can you wash and iron?" "HowlySaintsprotectus! Canlwash an' iron ? be dad, I did be makin' Mis ter Avery's shirts look like new, so ] did." Completely disgusted the lady asked "Can you make up beds and fix thing nicely 1" "The Lord save us ! Of course I kin Shure I kin make up a bed so nioe tha if you wanst lay in it ye'll not want to git up agin. An kin I fix things ? Lave me for that now ; be dad, I kin x things fit for the king, so I kin. " The lady of the house, who had b; this time become tired of her "gab," 8aid, "Well, I guess you wou't eui me." "Not shute yon is it ? Well, if I don' shute you I'll shute a woman over on Broadway." And she picked up her bundie anc started to "shute a woman over on