A Woman Speaks In Her Coffin

JMrs. xiarriet wesierveu, ui juiuumingdale, died last week, and her body was placed in a coffia by the undertaker for burial. Before the burial arrangements were completed he said to the woman's daughter, " Areyou really sure she is dead?" as she looked so life-like. He had hardly spoken before the supposed corpse sat up and Mghtened them by saying in a loud voice, "MyGod! w'hat aro yon doing with me?" Then she feil baok and bocanie ucconscibus. Mrs. Westervelt was removed from the colliu to a bed, ani Dr. M. Withey was 9Ummoned, but ))y the time he arrived the woman hid expired. - New York Sun. If your name is John Jacob Smith, and yon go to an Eastern college, they immodiate.ly put j'ou down in the catalogue ae Iohnerem Iacobus Smithiorium. Is it any wonder that a youn{man feelu stuck up and edncated unclCr such I oircumstances,