"John," inquired a dominieof a hopeful pupil, " what is a nailer? " "A man who makes nails,' replied hopeful, quite readily, " Very good. Now what is a tailor ? " One who makes tails," was the eqiuüly quick reply. "O, you blockhead ! " said the doininie, biting his lips; "a :aan who makes tails ! did you ever ! " "To be sure," quoth hopeful; "if the tailor didn't put tails to the coats he made, they would all be jaokets." "En? - ah! - well! - to bo sure! I didn't thiuk of that,"