Pith And Point

A ciKCUiT court ib now dcsignatf,', „ the longest way home from dauñJ school, Bussia kiloma exactly how manyhon she has, Imt has never yet included ti women in its census? "Tennyson'k son, HallüW.. is a],,, poet. In fact, in that tamil?, wr,i". verses is quite Jlallam-odr." '- languidge. " Whïs a lif e insurance companv can uT ' its President 830,000 per yeor itaiii ford less rntes and more d'ividends tojtj cnetomers. But it won't do it. COBDON CUMMINO, the lion-fc soon to be married to an Ameriam. Pm that a good hunter should tin; himself away ia the prime of lifc. It is now the right season for ttrifa '■ grocery-meii to boil down the rmsingg I old niolasses barrel, and nood tlie-m,. f ket with little cakes of maple engar. At the station house at Vateibm I Conu., they have a "Welcome" m I over the entrance to the celia, thw s I ing it pleasant and homelike for &. I cupants. A poob young man remarks that 1 only advice he gete from capitalif live within yonr income ;" win difficulty he experiences is to li out an income. A St. Lottis girl, wlio claims tohn-l proved it bj experiment, buts t!i : ■ putting a lover in the light of aii .f glass window he can be made to propn I at one sitting. THElnew Secretaryof theNsvriiptó j ably like Jeff. Thompson, whc i his men aftcr bis naval fight at Meajtá, I "Ihavegot in my cavalry rogini-:.: good sailors as ever f eathered mmi a qunrter deck." In a few short weeks the spoonjTooti nnd sentimental mnidens wiU bei I the ecstatic bliss, known onlytojonito; ] I innocente, of chewing dififercnt enii j I the same piece of gum, aci-oss froDtjvjl ga tes; "Tathkb," said a rather fastyontLt I his paternal parent, " wliat is the 1 ing of the French word, 0-u-i f "I I means yes, my son. " " Ah, does il? f I it had been I O U, I slumld have mi: stood it. " " Not the least doubt o; :. I sir !" BEAUTirtTL SPKIXH. 'Twcro tüe ftrrt lird oí spring: He attenipted to ing : Bnt ere hc hJ utt ered i note, A ilcad bird ws him; He feil from he liml), t or the niupii; hd friz in lier tiiw' An old bachelor never monis a blessed singleness so mncli as úv.ú is awakened at midnigbt by a imite burglar, and painfully realizes tli % as he " scrouges" over agaiost theit that there is 110 loving liefirt ,.VJ'; : outer edge of the bed to diseuss w' mioii wiin ïiiuuaci.