Many Bosoms With A Single Thought

Au amusing incident happened on a Kansas City paper the otker day. Two brothers, named Hart, wcre arrested somewhere in the interior i'or obtaining good$ uniicr falso pretonses. . Thoro was unusiïal comiúotioii iai mystory ummg the inombfrs of the editorial staiï that ovening, and eaoh'said unto the other, "I've got a bully tliiug for tomorrow's paper - just yon wait and see;" and, being asked wliat the bully thing was, declined to go into further particiilars ju8t then. Noxt morniug tho mystery was solved. There was an editorial note in th; first ooltimn as follows: ' ' The Hart Brothers were arrested yesterday, at , for def'ramling their oreditors. They were evidently, as the poet says, ' Two Harte that beat as one.' " Half-way down tbo same page was anothcr editorial paragraph, as föllows: "Two. Harte tliat beat their creditors liko one, or cvph more, were arrestcd yesterday, r.t - - . Lot us liopc tliat I" npJiifous ,)iu1l-(' will, in the words of Cicero, Socettnnm." Over on tbc secoud column there was a display heading, in big black type: " Two Hart That Beat Liko One;" away down at the loot of the third column was a little item, surreptitiously inserted by tiio advertising clerk, about two hearts that beat as one, a,nd halt way down the. fouïth was a letter f rom " T. Y. Po," the. aoknowledgcdwitof thecomposing-roora, addressed to üie editor of the Kansas Oity V hanrdoodU:, and agking if 1 1 : : 1 1. wasn't a case of two henrts (Harts) thitt beat as bne. The different authors of this exquisite "witticism speut the morning in. paying visits of coudtOonce to wh otlTrr, anrl rem:irking -with I aging snifl's, that it wpuld only be in aocordanec witli l'v:ii crnal feelingftéd newspaBer etiquette to let another meinber of the stail' kuow whpn 011e inteuded malc)jg a dum fooi of iiimselt in a speciüc ■