Pith And Point

Autumn leaves- Just befo t), . af December. No man can make any heiulwav ing poker with a man -wko liolj8 { i?j flnsh. ■'. A good many thcatrical ventura adays brgin with bill-boardandeJ!! board-bill. If a miller was to sell f011t flour to an authoress, what woul f' pretty sure to do ? Answcr- Ho take her four sacks homo. Silly-gism. - Major: In all g great caliber you find a great bon I nor: In a man of small caliber yoí a great bore. Conclusión: A b small caliber may easily pass fot iT gun. - Harvard Lampoon,. A. TOUNQ POET'S LAMEXT. 'ïwae ever thue, from childhood'si, l've Been my foudeftt hupes decay Z ne'er Bent in a little rhyme But what it wat roturnedneitclsT "ver offpred eVn a verse, Jf m, bailad, ora Boouet, -fat turk fmillííW. Covlü nïiyibingtbeP'eori. siderate thañ tíii of " ÜK Jell% She-riff " of coufriy, Jnd., tóy ing discovered an almosí succealji, tempt of his prisoners to biaijj rasLT?1! in upon them with draw ti;: ver, and OTclaimed, " Qenllernm! Hemen.' desist from the further pIt, tion of your designs, or, by the vested in me by the Staí'í of Indi hoot you dead I" - Harper. Tiie city chap had been out i'1,! shootiüg his guu at a mark,-,, suddenly tumed and asked au old standing near: " Wliat's the !.... shooting prairie-chickens in these pen' - when can I killtliem? was the old man 's quiet ; "ífever!" shouted tliegentíti. "Never," again replied the ag jogger. And then, lookuig fi mark on the fence to the vc,-;,; sportsman, he continued: '"Haijl ye don't learn to ehoot bettefenl now, boy." JIAVK-EYTEMS. Yon can get a month of agonjiujl tlie sting oi one week bumble-béé. "Where there'g swill there's m: I as the pig remarked wlien it diii I ten-rail íence and tunneled w-. I Osage hedge to get at a barrel of sas the back yard. " AIodzo " writes to askwhoJIaiij thony was? Ho was an únele oí tx noble oíd Boman, Suean B., wlkn tlie author of the celebratetl Fou.iJuly oration: "Dulceet demnsA Cle.o patria morí." Johnson's boy feil into a other day, nnd his mother, hook:;t garden rake into the youu e penders, hauled him safely to the fet ; f the cistern. And then JohnBoa 13 1 aud called it " a raise for life." Half an hour's practice on s pa I cvery day will bring on fatal atiné . I paralysis in eight inoEflis. lie, but, if the press will MnJIvsfuii giving it the widest eirculation,ij ful people will neither misinterputii fail to reward the generons and km motive which prompts the item.) They made ever so much more fnsst Ameiica about a little crooked fli than they make in Egyptovenli crocked ile