Schneider's Tomatoes

Schneider is very fond oi tonaatees. Schneider has a friend in the country who raises '; garden sass and sich." Sehnëider had an invitation to visit hip friend last week, and regale himself on bis favorita vegetable. His friend Pfeiffer being busy ín, negotiaüng with a city produce dealer, on his an val, Schneider thought he would take a stroll in the garden, and sec gome of his favorites in their prístino beauty. AVe till let him teil the rest of his story in his own language : " Veil, I valks shust a little vhile roundt ven I sees some of dose dermarters vat vas 50 red und nice as I never did see any more, und I dinks I vill put niineself out side about a gouple a to.en, sliust to geef me a liddle abbedide for dinner. " So I bulls off one ov der reddest undi pest lookin' ov doe dermaters., und dakea pooty good bite out ov dot. und vas, chewing it oup pooty quick, ven - by chiminey ! - I dort I had a peese of red hot goals in mine inaut,. or vas chewing. oup dwo or dree bapers of needies ; und. I lelt so pad, already, dot mine cycs vas vool of tears, und I mate for au olt" oaken bucket vot I seen hanging in dor veil, as I vas gooming along. " Shust den inine vriend Pfeiffer gamo oup und ask me vat mate me fee! so pad und if any of mino vamily ras deat. I dold him dot I vas der only von of der vamily dot was pooty sick ; und den I ask him vos kind of dermaters does vas vot I had shust been picking; und mine eracious, how dot landsman laughft, und saitl dot dose vas red peppers dot he vas raising for bepper sauce. You pet my life I vas mat. I radder you geef me feefty tetlars as to eat some more ov do.se bepperwwace dei-maters." Dr. A. K. MacMullen, one of the heaviest drug dealers in Grand Kapids, made an assignment last week The condition of his business rnatters is not known.