Bismarck's Little Joke

After tlae congress ad]ourned the other evening, Bismarck punched Beaconsfield playf ully in the ribs, as the two sauntered down Main street, and said : " Who's treaty ?" " No particular individual oan claim it, my dear friend. The treaty belongs to all of tis. It is the product - " "Oh, vipe jour shin off, schoot it," said BiHmarck, langhing. "Ton't you hunterstant ?" aud lie repaated very slowly, " Who's treateh? treat; say to a Mier if he will haf somedings; set 'em up. See?" Beaconsfleld tumbled, and, atepping behind a green sareen, exclaimed : ' ' It's mine, it's mine ! What will you have ?" "Peer," replied Bismarck, his face beaming with good humor; " efry dimes peer." - O il City Jterriók.