Lawyer And Client

A butcher comploined to a lawyer that soniebody's dog was in the of stenling meat from his cart, and asked What he shonld do abont it. The lawyer replied : " Prosecute the owner of the dog, of course." "But," said the butelier, " it is your dog." " I will pay the bill," said the 4nwyer, bringing his ! liand down suddenly on fitte place where his pocketbook was supposed to be, " if you will teil me howmuch the meatwas worth." The bntcher replied, " About Í1." "All right," replied the lawyer, " hand over il to me and we shall be square. Tho advice which I gave you in the beginning was worth $2 ! " -