Good Advice
Says the Elmira Gazette: "No; don't learn a trade, youpg man. You might soil your hands, wilt your shirtcollar and spoil your complexión, sweatiug. Go hang your chin over a counter; learn to talk twadaifl to the ladies; part your hair in the middle; make au ass of yourself generaily, and work.for wages that wouldn't support a Chinese laundryman on rice-fcd rats and leave a big enough balance to pay his washerwoman - just because it is a little moro genteel in the eyes of people wliose pride prevents them from pounding rock or hewing wood, and whose poverty pinches worse than one of those patent cross-legged clotlies-pins, if the truth were ouly told." HüNGiBY produces more horaes than any othcr country of its 2,158,000 for a population of 15,000,000. The Government has four breeding stables,
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