'What does i 1_ your husband dor" askad tbe cenaus man. "Heain't doin' nothing at this timo of the year," replied theyoung wito. "Is he a pauper?" askedthe ceDsus man. She blushed soarlet to the ears. "Law no!" she exclaimed, somewhat indignantly. " We ain't beun uiarried more'n six weeks." ïhen the oensus man threw down his book and rushed out into the depths of the gloomy forest and caught hold of a white oak tree three feet through to hold himself up by.- Burlington Hawkey.