More Matrimonial Idiocy

"Bronco Pat," finding that he couli' not get married at Piocha secured thc services of a Mormon Bifihop by tlu name of Alien, who lives down in the valley,and proceeded to the Utah line some live miles distant. On arriviiii' at the line the good Bishop proceeded to business and married the couple. Pat stood on the east side of the line in the Territory oí' Utah, and the charming and blushing bride stood on the west side, in the State of ÏJevadfl, vhile Bishop Allen straddled the line, tanding on botís Utah and Nev'ada oil, and in this position the young ouple were united. This is probably .he lirst couple ever united in the holy jonds of matrimony with the groom tanding in a territory and the bride in State, while the old fellow who tied .he knot stood in both. - Pioalie (Nev.) iecord. English vegetarians who are endeaj 'oring to introduce the lentil as an aricle of food are disgusted - and not unjustly - with the popular ignoranre nd prejudice on the subject. One argo has been lyingat Gloucester two ears, waiting in vain Lör a purchaser; nol her was suld at Liverpool for jig'eed, the purchaser not even ventnring ,o give the lentils to his liorses. One f the richest women in England and rich Btaffordshire manufacturen anted the English name of lentils, xith leing ignorant that "lentile" is Cnglish; a clergyman thought they liad "become extinct sinee the days of Esau and Jacob," and a lady in Dublin wanted to kuow "how mucii water was to be put down with each one."