I work at a software company.  This is where I spend most of my life.  As a kid I dreamt of being a baseball player.  I liked the idea of being in the fresh air and the blue skies. Instead I am stuck in a vast number of cubicles. The rows seem to go on forever. No talking, no social life. Don’t even get me started on the cafeteria food and the Christmas parties.

Please get me out of here. “Earth to Jim, Earth to Jim! Get back to work! Why are you dozing off again”,  my boss yells at me. “Three strikes and you're out!”.  This is the closest thing that I'm going to get to baseball!