What, No Meat For These Choppers

WHAT, NO MEAT FOR THESE CHOPPERS: Judging from the expression, two-day-old Linda Lou Gardner apparently just heard of the high prices of steak after going to the trouble of arriving with two teeth ready for action. (Or perhaps it was the nurse “encouraging” her to open her mouth.) At any rate Linda Lou’s two teeth make her a most unusual baby. But she was only following family custom, for her mother, too, had teeth in the same spot when she was born. The child is the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Lewis G. Gardner, 1009 Huron River Dr., and weighed five pounds, 13 ounces and measured 19 inches when registered in at 4:15 Saturday afternoon at St. Joseph’s Mercy hospital. Like her father, a city policeman, she has red hair. Her mother is the former Marilyn Mukensturm.