Looked down upon by baby boomers and millennials,
Oops, sorry, I forgot my phone.
Can’t leave without it.
Yes, I’m still with him,
Stop butting in, Mom.
Some seventh grader is telling people I’m pregnant.
Yes, I’m still a virgin.
God, rumors suck.
My first boyfriend.
Never thought I would be that girl.
Are we gonna last?
he doesn’t need this depressed mess in his life.
Teachers are great but
where’d my friends go?
Hey, wanna be my friend?
Waving goodbye to my elementary memories.
I’ve always hated school
so why is this killing me inside?
Indoor recess ghost club -
Join if you believe in spirits
or anything supernatural.
I love my teacher.
Thanks for the notebook,
I’ll write about the divorce.
Mommy, can we go to the hibachi place for dinner
so I can hide from the fire behind you?
I’ll sprint to the bathroom
to make sure my eyebrows are still there.
My teacher danced on the desk after
we all did well on the spelling test,-
Nobody believes me.
Rush home from school,
Eat Chef Boyardee together.
Shoot, I stained my shirt,
but Mommy will fix it.
We’ll be friends forever,
Please don’t make me go to preschool Mommy
I wanna stay home. Please?
I hate you.
School is going to be so much fun.
Apparently I never cried.
I hope I grow up to be the daughter you want.