There once was a girl with a million shirts:
shirts with people that dance in skirts,
a shirt with a blue owl, a shirt showing a luau,
shirts with trees and you’s and me’s
and shirts with stars and shirts with cars,
shirts about games, shirts about rain,
shirts with tramps and lamps and stamps,
shirts with monkeys that cha-cha dance.
But all she’s missing is…
… one pair of pants.