queens don’t compete with faux

cameras flashing as i strike a pose

you always were the thorn to my rose

and how i didn’t realize, i really don’t know

 

now listen up, silly rabbit, sure i understand

you just couldn’t deal with me having the upper hand

and i know it can be difficult for you to cooperate

but you moved your pieces too quickly 

checkmate

 

because it isn’t that i hate you, it’s simply that i hate you 

you see, you failed your assignment, you missed the date due

so hush, pay attention, cuz now imma convey you

the message you missed all this time, the party that you’re late to

 

i don’t compete for the spot, i am the spot

laughing at you as you desperately try to fill my slot

and they say revenge is best served cold, but i think not

cause everything about me is

flaming hot

 

me? a princess? honey no, i don’t think so

you can can me the queen, private islands like calypso

and speaking of calypso, and listen up, baby

why you telling me to lose weight when you looking like hades? 

 

i think that i’ve established my royalty

i sit upon my yacht above your roiling sea

and people always rushing to take photos with me

so be quiet, little peasant, pay your fealty

 

always classy, cameras flashy, and just a little bit sassy

the sun out of a thousand stars, neil degrasse-y

and since i’m the queen, why don’t you be my embassy

and tell all them other people to stop acting so trashy

 

cuz treat me like a joke and i’ll leave you like it’s funny

i can’t even believe how naive you can be

you’re over there hating on me while i’m rolling in money

my empire reigns farther than you could ever see

 

so just one last verse before imma conclude ya

and i know you love attention but sorry, imma seclude ya

so think a little next time before you become an intruder

because my ideal kingdom? yeah, it doesn’t include ya 

 

and before you try to snap back at me

let me ask you a little something

 

have you met nancy?