Wit And Wisdom

- The orgári grinitêr has a turn for business. - ío.ííoji Trainer it. - Skaters alw.iys appear equipped in a slip-shod manncr. - .V. 0. Picayune. - The New Haven Register thinks that it is not the yellowest pumpkin but the riwiust girl that makes the best [jies. - The reason why the poots alwayi speak of Oetober as " xober"1 is becauae "sober" is the ouly word they can lind 10 vhyrue wiüi Outnber. - " Do you jret any hölldavs in vour offioñ? ' aked a retur.ied divine "of a looking worker in secular walk. "Oh! yes; we get a day to get buriod on." - The man who is asked to ruess at a lady'is a,',e and doesa't gueas severa! yeat-3 lf-ss t han he believei to be exact is makiiiür au enomy aml doing truth no irood. - A nero fatnily on Galveston avenue are everlastinarly quarrelin and iisturbins; kheneighboÑ. A ucntlcinan uving close by met the wife and said to ■ïcr: " Vtra are always kicking up a row. Why is there no harmonv in voui house?" " Oat's jess what I wa3 te'liino le lazv, wulllesa ni'gah. Dar ain't no hominv in de house, nor no meat, and de b:fcon's all eat up, and meal barr'l ia erapty, He is de only tiug in de house