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The Merry Circle Club of Komc, Ga., Las Eor ís motto: "The nextbest tl to religión is fun." Texas papers are speaMngoi the late George Eliot " as " a very gifted, but very immora] man." Au Ohio doctor couldn't teil whether a boy liad a lungfever or cáncer ol Lhe stomach, but the lad informed him that lie had broken his arm the day before ;lllll . ■ doctor uii of his dilemma. Caushun iz a good thmg fora man to bav, but when he haz gqt so mucb of ii , tlml lie is afraid to lutcli a kust Lron lion, Eor (Var it will bite, iguorance iz whats the matter ov him. Senior asks professor aTtuprofound ion. : "Mr. W . a m,1 ciin ask a question tliat ten ien could nol answer." Senior: "Then suppose tliat's why só many of ub unk." "Kikiw all men by öiese presenta, ad the old bacbeloi lawcr. "Why on't they put In jpqmen, too?" asked ia lady Client. "Because," said the ld bachelor, "ii one woman knows il, 11 woincii know it." "Wliy liil Moseswrite three comnandments oñ ojie table of stone aml seven on the other?" asked a Galveston Suiiil.iy school teach aari little lupil. "Because he wanted to raake ui even ten of them. That's whyl" (Jneompromising : The doei daughter I e.you're a dreadful fanatie, Mr. M 'i'"n. 1 do believe yow think nobody iil l aiid yonr rainiater!" (11 lady "A wcc!,'iny dear,ah whiles hae ma doobts aboul the meenister!" - Londoq Pwncii. "IIiw dn yon kiiow that the men born one hundred years henee will die?" "AU the men who have lived in the past are dead. A.H the mep living are dad, and, theref ore - " [Here he sai down amid genera] applaui College Eurtiór. ■ ■ lic Bleeps wherehe feil," saysa late bailad, wliii h suests that he must have been drunk.