Baby Number One

Whist! Gretchen's got apaby! Id was a leedle poy, Shoost look oud iu dot eradle- Yaw! How lsh dot mlt holgh! Dot poy vas mine und Gretohen's ; See dot! Alnt hlm shoost possl O don't you gry now, paby- You make 'em tink you gross. 8b-sh-sh-sh- Oh shtop dot! Look oud und see der maus Vhat goom to srb der paby- Bot'8- Oh, wbat leedle hand ! Uot's mine und Qretchen's paby- Py Krashus! Dond you see! Dot nose was shoost Uke GretcUen's Oer rest vas shoost like me! See dot now- Id was laffln. Ond teickin' ub ida toes, üoom here you leedle rascal Und sntrlke your fadder's uose. Vell maype I vas fooüsli To take me on so pad , But dot vas Gretcben'e paby- Der flrst von what she had!